A Troubled Boyfriend

HELLO.

Oliver is doing this entry on behalf of his " don't know what to blog " girlfriend.

She is very angry cause i am splurting out way too much vulgarities.

Although i think the way i speak adds more color and flavor to every single detail. HEHE

I get complaints from her for my very disgusting loud BURPS.

She says that my wings harden already, can fly.

But i still can't fly away from her clutches cos i love her too much HAHA.
(gf wrote this)

Now she's jealous. Cos i have a new wife. My acer aspire 6530.
I don't let her touch it with her dirty hands 99% clean hands cute little paws.
And she cannot caress it more than i do.

Then shes angry again cos im flaunting my english SKILLS to her.

My baby is seriously is not happy with me now :(

Don't be too fierce on me, I'm scared.

What can i do to make her happy again?

Kiss = No use
* looks at her *
* she shakeshead *

Hug = No use
* looks at her *
* she shakeshead *

Apologise = No use
* looks at her *
* she shakeshead *

Sayang = No use
* looks at her *
* she shakeshead *

Let her caress my wife = Seems to work
* looks at her *
* she smile *

Anyway, i've done my fair share of being a good boyfriend by creating Olimateh.

I gave my beloved baby 6 mystery boxes. But she's very practical.
Give me all the lousy items. HEH

Now my turn to be angry :@